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Gilbert
Male/Russia
Birthday
September 16
Last Visit: 39 weeks ago
The country is Russia on purpose
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Once there was a guy called Alfred, aka America. He was forever alone at his home, because his uke UK was derping in gay bar with Japan's seme Greece and Germany's wife Italy. America felt fucking insulted, because Prussia told him that he's ugly and even Ivan Braginski doesn't want him become one with mother Russia. (Then Ivan raped Prussia and they lived happily ever after, but Belarus made demonstration, because she was homophobe.) America went mad and he ran upstairs, but he suddenly ran into someone... Um... What was his name... Canada, I guess? Well, America ran into... Kanada, and than sexually frustrated Alfred raped... Canata.
Well, you don't want to end up like Canada, don't you? But if you want, then don't send this anybody.
If you send this to 1-3 people, Ivan will come and make you become one with mother Russia. (in other words you will have threesome with Russia and Prussia)
If you send this to 3-5 people, drunk UK will run into you and yell at you that you cheated on him with France. (in other words you will have threesome with UK and France)
If you send this to 5-10 people, you will find a videotape with Spamano porn at your bed.
If you send this to 10+ people, you will be invited to Italy's and Germany's wedding, yay!
Hi, I am Prussia. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Prussia. I am 20 years old. I have silver hair and awesome all over my face. I am dissolved. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll call France and Spain and we will throw you a surprise party. Don't believe me? Case 1: Russia Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Russia. He was sleeping when his TV started flickering on and off. Now he's partying instead of sleeping. Ha ha Russia, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Russia, do you? Case 2: Roman Empire Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to Party that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough Rome. Now, Rome is partying 'till next week, we don't know if he'll ever stop. Ha ha Rome, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like Rome? Case 3: Hungary She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower and we bursted in music and all. It was the BIGGEST Party of her life. Hungary is now partying it up. Case 4: Germany This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Germany was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Italy and him are living happily ever after.They have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will party for the rest of your life 1-6 people- you will be party for a week 7-11 people- you will party for a day 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
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Once there was a guy called Alfred, aka America. He was forever alone at his home, because his uke UK was derping in gay bar with Japan's seme Greece and Germany's wife Italy.
America felt fucking insulted, because Prussia told him that he's ugly and even Ivan Braginski doesn't want him become one with mother Russia. (Then Ivan raped Prussia and they lived happily ever after, but Belarus made demonstration, because she was homophobe.)
America went mad and he ran upstairs, but he suddenly ran into someone... Um... What was his name... Canada, I guess? Well, America ran into... Kanada, and than sexually frustrated Alfred raped... Canata.
Well, you don't want to end up like Canada, don't you? But if you want, then don't send this anybody.
If you send this to 1-3 people, Ivan will come and make you become one with mother Russia. (in other words you will have threesome with Russia and Prussia)
If you send this to 3-5 people, drunk UK will run into you and yell at you that you cheated on him with France. (in other words you will have threesome with UK and France)
If you send this to 5-10 people, you will find a videotape with Spamano porn at your bed.
If you send this to 10+ people, you will be invited to Italy's and Germany's wedding, yay!
YEP
'bout sums that up. <3 me dat prussia :3
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Prussia. I am 20 years old. I have silver
hair and awesome all over my face. I am dissolved.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll call France
and Spain and we will throw you a surprise party.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Russia Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Russia.
He was sleeping when his TV started
flickering on and off. Now he's partying
instead of sleeping. Ha ha Russia, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Russia, do
you?
Case 2:
Roman Empire
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to Party that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough Rome. Now,
Rome is partying 'till next week, we don't know if
he'll ever stop. Ha ha Rome, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like Rome?
Case 3:
Hungary
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower and we bursted in music and all.
It was the BIGGEST Party of her life.
Hungary is now partying it up.
Case 4:
Germany
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Germany was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said yes to his purposal. Now, Italy and
him are living happily ever after.They
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will party for the rest of your life
1-6 people- you will be party for a week
7-11 people- you will party for a day
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune